One of my favourite foods is tissue paper. Don't ask me why I love them, I just do. I usually carry a wad in my pocket, which I snack on.
So yesterday I felt like some but I found I had run out. I noticed someone in the library I was working in had what looked like a box of biscuits beside her. Should I ask her for one? I decided to leave it. When she left I noticed she hadn't taken the box of biscuits with her. On closer examination I discovered it was a box of tissue paper. Even better! I took two pieces out and secretly expressed my gratitude to my benefactor.
It wasn't as tasty as Andrex but it was perfectly acceptable.
I love tissue paper!
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