Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Stay! Good Dog!

One question I've often wondered about.

Why is it that I can go for hours and hold my pee in, but the moment I get to the toilet to have a pee, I'm so desperate I nearly wet myself? Surely, as I've been holding you in for hours, you can wait for a few more seconds until I get my pants down?

These days I treat peeing the way one trains a dog. When I get to the toilet and I feel the pee dying to come out I relax and I think or say out loud: "Stay! Stay! Stay!" until I'm ready, then let it out. After that I say "Good dog!"


Yay! Now I can take my dog to Crufts.


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